24 Zoos Share Pawsitively Hilarious and Wildly Accurate Animal Reviews (Part 2)

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Isabella Penn
Jun 24, 2024 5:00 PM EDT

Hey animal lovers! We're back with another hilarious round of animal reviews. If this is your first time here, these zoos and zoo keepers below gave their honest, hilarious, and wildly accurate reviews on common specifics you'd find in a zoo. From water animals to big cats and even insects alike, no species is off limits to the hilarious and witty critiques from the ones who closely care for them. We all love to read reviews. Before making purchases, say on Amazon, or before watching a show, the brutally honest reviews are the ones we want. And thats exactly what these animal reviews below deliver. From polar bears who are "cold-proof" and "built to last" to bats who are "a must-have on all outdoor adventures," you're sure to chuckle to yourselves at your desk as you scroll through these. So, take a little break from the grind and enjoy some much-needed comedic relief - you won't be disappointed!

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  • 01
    Zoo Wellington Zoo @WellingtonZoo MISSING PARTS Ordered in bulk, great quality but all missing thumbs??? Is this a manufacturer error? #rateaspecies @tarongazoo @PerthZoo @aucklandzoo @ZoosVictoria @waza @WWF Australia @WWFNewZealand
    via WellingtonZoo
  • 02
    Malcolm ''? @MalcolmGlennie built to last, cold-proof, highly intelligent, photogenic, very high grocery bill, does not actually enjoy coca cola or associate with penguins #RateASpecies
    via MalcomGlennie
  • 03
    Sasstronaut @ConnorBlades nnor Blades 2017 Exceedingly pleased with this product. Consumes a lot of cockroaches, to which I award zero stars. The self-healing feature in the event that the tail breaks off is fantastic. Very cute feets. #rateaspecies
    via ConnorBlades
  • 04
    ** Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo POUNCE ON THIS ONE Started out small but got stretched out over time. Still, even after heavy use in all weather, very tough, very hardy. #rateaspecies
    via woodlandparkzoo
  • 05
    Vancouver Aquarium @vanaqua Get The Steller Edition The limited edition steller series is the F-150 of pinnipeds. Buyer beware, premium fuel costs will burn a hole in your wallet, but the performance is unmatched. Removing 1 star as ours has started to smell strongly. No muffler. #rateaspecies
    via vanaqua
  • 06
    The B(ee)log @tweetsofbees PROS: Great stylish import! Energy efficient, sporty design, love the racing stripes!! CONS: Not much trunk space. Built-in anti-theft very effective, but only worked once. :( #rateaspecies
    via tweetsofbees
  • 07
    Zoo Wellington Zoo @WellingtonZoo Replying to @Zoos Victoria @aucklandzoo ✰✰✰✰LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING. Ordered the Rockstar Tamarin upgrade - they've got the hairdo and the vocals... but severely lacking in guitar skills! They do get along well as a group and often spoon each other at night, so that's pretty cute. #rateaspecies
    via WellingtonZoo
  • 08
    Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq NOTHING ELSE MATTERS Get back to basics people! These things provide kids with HOURS of entertainment wherever we go. They have dozens of models for free at our local aquarium-forget sharks and penguins, these are what the kids really want. #rateaspecies
    via MontereyAq
  • 09
    40 Minnesota Zoo MN ZOO @mnzoo PURRRfect! One of a kind design. Limited edition. #rateaspecies
    via mnzoo
  • 10
    SC Aquarium @SCaquarium ✰✰ Takes Amazing Shellfies Temperamental handling but light-weight, ergonomic design, water proof. (Buyer beware: massive hardware upgrade requires additional storage space and energy requirements over time.) #rateaspecies
    via SCaquarium
  • 11
    Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq A TOUR DE FORCE Simply superlative. Disruptive design. Inspired mechanical engineering. Invented its own niche with seamless software/hardware integration. Absolute head-turner and conversation starter. Sorry, no headphone jack: the future is here. #rateaspecies
    via MontereyAq
  • 12
    Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq Replying to @MontereyAq ✰✰✰✰SHARP Reading all the reviews it seems like its key feature is what people have the biggest problem with. FWIW accidents are far below industry standard (have you seen the Mosquito Index?!) and have decreased 90% recently. Highly recommended. #rateaspecies
    via MontereyAq
  • 13
    Rick Schwartz D @ZooKeeperRick I'D GIVE THIS 6 STARS if I could! Honestly skeptical when I read it only had 7 neck vertebrae like me. However it's proven to be a non- issue. No longer need the ladder when trimming my tree! Built in prehensile tongue extends the reach too! #rateaspecies
    via ZooKeeperRick
  • 14
    ART& SCIENCE LASM @LASM OMG AMAZING! I don't get these one star reviews. It keeps my little seal problem in check very well and it looks majestic as all get out while doing it! It's too bad some people just don't get behind them. 12/10 would buy again #rateaspecies
    via LASM
  • 15
    200 Helsinki Zoo @Korkeasaari ✰✰High easthetic value. Suitable for harsher weather conditions. Comes complete with integrated wrap scarf and four non-slip surface grip pads. #rateaspecies
    via Korkeasaari
  • 16
    Tennessee Aquarium @TNAquarium Can't beat a classic Checks all the boxes for real freshwater fish lovers. Very impressive that it's been virtually unchanged since the time of the dinosaurs! #rateaspecies
    via TNAquarium
  • 17
    AndersonCabotCenter @CenterOceanLife ULTRA-RARE GENTLE GIANTS So happy scientists rediscovered these big beauties in the Bay of Fundy in 1980. Hard to find with fewer than 500 left. Susceptible to entanglement and ship strikes. Must protect. #rightwhale #rateaspecies
    via CenterOceanLife
  • 18
    Durham Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo GREAT VALUE LOVE these. Must-have on all outdoor adventures. Keeps bugs off even when wet. Cordless.#rateaspecies
    via OreginZoo
  • 19
    Dave Slager @dlslager -Hybrid design for hands-free mess cleanup -Available in light gray or dark gray -Land, air, and water modes. Great in saltwater -Refuels automatically -Made in Seattle -Loud #rateaspecies
    via dlslager
  • 20
    Emma Tomlin @emmatomlin01 Ordered a Polar Bear apparently out of stock, was sent a substitute - still cute but you will need a microscope to see it #rateaspecies
    via emmatomlin01
  • 21
    Scott Clark @scott_clark_pix Very disappointed. Listing claimed this was a "Dragonhunter," but it has failed to kill or even capture any dragons. Seems very lazy -- just sits on perch, occasionally grabbing large insects to snack on while hanging out. #rateaspecies
    via scott_clark_pix
  • 22
    Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo FLOOF DELIVERS Those of you who have read our reviews know we are a fan of the fluff, but this goes way beyond expectations. The quality of this floof is downright unbelievable. Anchovies not included. #rateaspecies
    via woodlandparkzoo
  • 23
    Shedd ** Shedd Aquarium @shedd_aquarium *NOT STANDARD BUILD* Completely custom body/one-of-a-kind look w/ all standard features plus some extras too. Seamless action & you won't even notice it when it's not in use. #rateaspecies
    via shedd_aquarium
  • 24
    Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo THOUGHT IT WAS A KNOCKOFF Looked like this right out of the package. Started beeping but they said that was normal. Craftsmanship seems good. Fun#rateaspecies
    via OregonZoo

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